Xerox The Fox – One More Silly Poem to Add to the Pile

Keep coming across more poems while digging up old ones that are whimsical and creative. Have fun with this one.

Xerox The Fox

Finding out that you’re not very clever
Or even good at scavenging for food
Xeroxes messages into your mind that luck will
Evade you when running from a hunting party that
Shoots in every direction while their dogs track you down.

Published First Book – How to Deal with Difficult People

Hey everybody, I have some semi interesting news to share. I’m still waiting on the cover for “Red Winter” but in the mean time I published my first “book”. You might be wondering why I put book in italics. Well it’s a “book” in a very very loose sense. It’s honestly only six pages…but that’s why I’m giving it away for free. It’s called “How to Deal with Difficult People” and if you’d like to download it here is a link to Gumroad.com for a “pay what you want” version of the book:

https://gumroad.com/l/nvgjwk

I did also publish the text on Amazon Kindle but it doesn’t allow me to sell products for free or pay what you want. So instead it’s at the lowest price of $0.99. If you would like to get it off there for any particular reason then I’ll post a link below as well:

Either way I hope you guys enjoy this short but otherwise silly satirical piece I did. Hopefully I’ll have some more content news to share soon. Until then take it easy everyone.